Monday, November 12, 2007

best survey in a long time

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 6 items.
You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: lettuce
2. Bakery: potato bread
3. Meat: seafood
4. Frozen: weight watchers frozen dinner
5. Dry goods: economy sized tortilla chips
6. Dairy: yoplait

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway.
You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you.
So, what's in your bag?

1. long flowy skirt
2. undies
3. hoodie (I am already wearing my bathing suit under my jeans and tshirt...)

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "So, I was outside, smoking..."
2. "I know, right?"
3. "Can you believe that bullshit?"
4. "Who hates me?"
5. "What was I talking about?"

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. take my meds
2. play on the internet
3. talk to at least one person on the phone

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself.
We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around.
What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. internet
2. nap
3. cleaning/laundry
4. eating something
5. watch tv

We're going to the zoo.
But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit.
What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. hippos
2. giraffes
3. big kitties

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
1. Battlestar Galactica
2. Heroes
3. Dirty Jobs
4. Oprah's favorite Things (FREEBIES!!!)

You're hungry for ice cream.
I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone.
What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Butter Pecan
2. Black Walnut
3. Strawberry Cheesecake or Butterfinger

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…
in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.
So, what's in there?
1. 10 lighters and 9 pens
2. Walgreens receipts
3. lipstick
4. beer bottle caps
5. my frakking wallet

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. field researcher for the Travel Channel
2. blues singer
3. ball room dancer
4. radio DJ


If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. keep a better eye on your pager
2. don't be disappointed Mrs. Schloss picks the kiss-asses over the talent for the plays
3. prom wouldn 't have sucked so bad if you would have gone by yourself
4. joining the Army won't make you any cooler, but it'll look really good on your resume

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