How do they know that?

Whether you think horoscopes are dead-on accurate or a buch of horse****, for some reason, they always seem to make sense for what's going on in my life or how I am. I am 150% Virgo, and for those who know me, it's very appearent.

Here was mine for today:
It's a good thing when your life settles down a bit and today could bring the calmer times you prefer. Still, you are intellectually buzzed -- or maybe even annoyed -- for your thinking doesn't mesh easily with your current laid-back approach to life. Don't let your rational mind talk you out of the relaxation you desire.

Pefect. They have my rattle brain all figured out...